1. theirs:


    did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

    10 million pounds

    1/3 of the government’s reserve

    like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

    why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

    (Source: officialplanetmars, via vvidget)


  2. whorville:

    Pluto isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard and tiny ;)

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  3. graphrofberk:

    Details/textures/colors in one post | How to train your dragon

    (via smallherosix)


  5. thealphapigeon:


    you know my name not my

    Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

    (via vvidget)


  6. loki-cat:


    omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!


    your lizard types fast


    too fast

    (Source: ihaveremade, via guy)


  7. primacdonaldsgirl:

    pretending to study in front of ur parents like 


    (via orgasm)

  9. spectr0-magic:

    words to live by

    (Source: 2000ish, via sevendemigodsanswerthecall)


  10. versvcx:

    fuck you but fuck me first

    (via orgasm)


  11. burgerkid:

    me trying to do stuff


    (via pizza)

  12. skeleton:

    she skipped the black guy 

    (Source: girlfromamber, via ruinedchildhood)


  14. dion-thesocialist:



    I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

    your forgiven.

    You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

    (via guy)


  15. 212chainz:

    ”You wanna go get McDonald’s?”


    (Source: cakejam, via gnarly)